The sock problem solved

You can’t question the sincerity of a handpainted sign. The next panel, showing what happens next, would not be pretty, though – obviously the female feet with perfect socks would repel the advances of the man with toes and heel sticking out. It looks like he’s about to clumsily tap on her foot. Her response is going to be, “Whatsa matta wichu, bud! I prefer a man wearing quality cotton-rich socks!”