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Play Here, urges the lotto sign. The girls are too young for that: they are walking down McDonald Avenue, not playing, and not distracted by the visual clutter of the 99-cent store. On their other side is the elevated F Train.

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If you dream small, nothing big is ever going to happen. In fact, your dreams, were they transported outside NYC, would look like a podunk county jail. So if you aspire to the grander things in life, go ahead: dream big. You are worth at least $4.99.

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These flowers will look just as good a year from now as today. It’s not clear what the price on these is, because if you bought a fat bunch and paid 99 cents for each flower, it would be cheaper to buy real flowers and try to enjoy their fleeting beauty.

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The Amish are known for their plainspoken honesty, baked goods, and lack of manly mustaches. These cookies at the 99-cent store must be good. Daddy Ray seems to be suppressing a smile. Maybe it’s something to do with his ridiculous red beard that appears on all the cookie packages, regardless of the real fruit flavor.

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